So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
She needs sedatives and a leash
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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