The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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