this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
