I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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