Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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