Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I love you.
Bad choice
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