i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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