i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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