Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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