I feel great
I just peed on a car
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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