Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
And then he peed in my hair
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