I need help removing her.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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