Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I wish my penis had an off switch
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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