yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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