the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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