he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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