he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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