I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
