So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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