Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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