i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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