You really coming over, don't trick.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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