It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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