She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
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I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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