question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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