No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
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people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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