how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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