This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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