So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Also, beer. Big fan.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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