Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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