tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I think a kid would responsible me up
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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