She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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