giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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