She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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