If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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