btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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