Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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