saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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