He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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