i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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