He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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