Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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