i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
He told me they were just razor bumps!
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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