im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
She swung at the pinata with crutches
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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