Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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