That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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