People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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