babies were throwing up all over the place
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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