what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
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I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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