$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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