In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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