Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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