I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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