I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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