Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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