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I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
