He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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